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Q: Bogi.com appears all white, is there something wrong with my monitor?
A: NO. Q: Is the “white on white” some kind of homage to Suprematism or some ultimate expression of pure art? A: NO. Q: Why is bogi.com all white? A: WE RAN OUT OF COLOR. Q: Will you be adding color? A: NO. Q: Can I send you color? A: NO. Q: I just bought a color printer; will I be able to print in color? A: ASK THE MANUFACTURER OF THE PRINTER. Q: I’m having trouble logging in, is something being worked on in bogi.com? A: NO. Q: I forgot my password; can you send me a new one? A: NO. Q: Do you have live tech-support 24/7? A: NO. Q: Wherever I click on bogi.com I end up here, is this a mistake? A: NO. Q: Is it true that bogi.com’s iDart is a Virtual Matrix that connects all people around the globe? A: YES. Q: I’m getting an error page; do you know when iDart will be back online? A: NO. Q: Do you know when a stable version of iDart will be available? A: NO. Q: Can I invite a few of my friends to join me on iDart or bogi.com? A: NO. Q: Isn’t the idea of the Internet to help bring people closer together and create online communities? A: NO. Q: iDart is clearly poised to take over the SNS (Social Networking Service) vertical, are you already planning the next step? A: NO. Q: Can I become a Beta tester? A: YOU ARE A BETA TESTER. Q: Do you ship overseas? A: NO. Q: Is it true that bogi.com hosts the last page of the known Internet? A: YES. Q: Can I see it? A: YES.
CLICK HERE. Q: Is it true that bogi.com has some half-assed theory about space and time? A: YES. Q: Can I read it? A: YES.
CLICK HERE. Q: Is LA 4 EVER a charity? A: YES. Q: Can I see it? A: YES.
CLICK HERE. Q: Is Kidz News a typographical error? A: NO. Q: Can I see more? A: YES.
CLICK HERE. Q: Is it true that Boogle is a “shout out” to Google? A: NO. Q: Is Boogle a clever wordplay and/or a combination of Bogi + Google? A: NO. Q: Is Boogle online? A: NO. Q: I love bogi.com! Do you have any buttons or banners I can put on my site to help spread the word? A: NO. Q: Can I invite you to be my friend on MySpace/ICQ/AIM/Orkut/Friendste A: NO. Q: Can you add me to your mailing list? A: NO. Q: Can I add you to my mailing list? A: NO. Q: Do you have a guest book? A: NO. Q: Can I invite you to be on a panel about bogi.com at this random web related conference I’m organizing? A: NO. Q: Are you FDIC insured? A: NO. Q: Do you accept pets? A: NO. Q: I have seen people wearing baseball caps with the cool “bogi” logo, can I buy one? A: NO. Q: I can’t find the contact page, is that a mistake? A: NO. Q: Can I send an email? A: YES.
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